Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I have tasted many bathrooms
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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