i jhust puked up my retainher.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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