If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
a search helicopter?!
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
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