I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
