Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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