YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
He uses pillows to masturbate.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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