God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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