Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
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