Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
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