I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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