Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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