Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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