"it" just moved
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
he fucked my hip out of place.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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