Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
