Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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