pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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