PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
We have so much sex to catch up on
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
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