That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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