This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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