If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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