careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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