so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
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