Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
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