Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
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