i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Randomize