why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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