Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
i've created a new STD.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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