Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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