Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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