You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
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