He is an equal opportunity slut.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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