so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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