He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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