I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
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