dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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