Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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