Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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