I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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