does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
My liver just had a heart attack.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Randomize
