there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
40s are totally the cure
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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