Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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