I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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