I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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