The maid of honor just puked.
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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