Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
one two three fourrrrnication!
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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