No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
So apparently I’m into choking now
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