Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
now i know why i became what i already was.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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