Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Randomize
