Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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