hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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