So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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