Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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