she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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