Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Randomize
