So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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