you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Randomize
