This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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